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Better at being worse
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You think you're fucking shit
We'll show you fucking shit
Your good bands suck at being good and your bad bands suck at being bad
You think you're fucking shit
We'll show you fucking shit
You know how it is
Taking a shit in a blanket on the side of a motorway is pretty low
You know how it is
But if you're from auckland you've seen him before
You know how it is
Try not to make eye contact but traffic's too slow
You know how it is
The stench of disappointment is the same stench as embarrassment
You know how it is
I'm not really sure we know how it is?
But you know how it is.
Adult in the room
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Gonna organise a festival, brainstorm, post-it notes, overalls, put on a tune. Festival planning montage
Have a beer, change the tune, talk some more, sell a van, browse the web. Festival planning montage
Drink more beer, jack it some, sit in traffic, maybe another tune, get Andy involved. Festival planning montage
Andy does it, Andy does it, Andy does it, Andy does it, Andy does it. Festival planning montage
Andy does it all
Hipsters vs yuppies
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Shit towns nz, holy fuck they all suck,
But everyone hates a fucking yuppie
gumboot country, shit beer central, conquer the taste
Everyone hates a fucking yuppie
bogan rural, redneck south, hipster welly
We all hate a fucking yuppie
Hey Joe
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Hey man
Whatta ya doing
What's it like fronting for Disguy
Seriously are you ok
I know we don't know you
But we dissed your band a bunch
We got like 2 albums dissing your band
Isn't that weird?
Maybe drop the comedy crust angle
Which I know would be hard
Coz duncan's a clown
And cyps a noob
But andy's solid
You know what we love Andy but the rest of you suck, you could live in wellington
Love from datguy
(The funnier and sexier guys band)
Support the scene
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Have you heard that cyprian doesn't support the scene
We heard it from some guy called benny matthews
Hey Cyprian
How come you don't support the scene
(Wonder if Benny would do a guest line on this?)
Crimes against leopard print and distros
You fucking owe me money
We'll keep writing songs for as long as you guys keep sucking so brace yourself for a lot of songs
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Look for shelter, gale force coming, that could whoop batman's ass
We'll keep writing songs for as long as you guys keep sucking so brace yourself for a lot of songs
Brace yourself hard, gale force coming, up from the south
Auckland is New Zealand's hat and when you take the hat off it's full of shit boring people
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We're a band from Auckland town
One way to go, it's only down
We're Disguy, who invited us?
Ahuhu-who? You must like crust!
Check out our combo, gummies and shorts
Too drunk to walk but got big talk
We're Disguy, who invited us?
Ahuhu-who? You must like crust!
Punker than a building's studs
Top of the pile of Auckland crud
We're Disguy, who invited us?
Ahuhu-who? You must like crust!
credits
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